I remember typing when I got home last night but I just re-read what I wrote. I think I like writing shit faced!
I dreamed last night that I was back at the bar and I had to pee really bad. I went into the bathroom stall but for some reason i chose to pee on the floor instead of in the toilet. As a river flowed from my stall into the others, all the women in the bathroom got very angry at me for peeing on the floor and I had to run out of the bathroom with my jeans still around my ankles. I then found a corner of the bar and peed there instead. My parents came into the bar and I told them that they had to drive me home because I was too drunk. They refused! I told them they were useless.
Episode 497 — Patty Schemel and Erin Hosier
13 hours ago